11 Things Foreigners Will Never Get About the Middle East via Scoop Empire

My friend posted this list on Facebook from Scoop Empire. There are some things on here that foreigners will never get about any country (stacking a huge amount of things on a tiny car), and some things that are unique to the Middle East. Can you think of anything other things you’ll never understand? Add it in the comments below.

11 Things Foreigners Will Never Get About the Middle East

1. “Inshallah”

inshallah

2. That a “3 pm meeting” actually means waiting from 3 til 6 for the person to show up.

(Via)Eventually, you just gotta learn to enjoy. (Via)

3. All the touchiness, greeting with kisses – how many times is it, anyways? Two or three? – and why no one ever respects personal space – it really just doesn’t exist.

Awkward.Awkward.

4. How everything is a conspiracy theory and everyone is a spy, including the bawab, animals and every expat in the region.

Abla Fahita, Master Spy PuppetAbla Fahita, Master Spy Puppet

5. Traffic jams and the lack of road rules and regulations.

(Peter Wissa)Taxi drivers themselves are a mystery to foreigners (Peter Wissa)

6. The art of stacking an insane amount of things on trucks.

(Reuters)Just how? (Reuters)

7. Walking on the road. What sidewalk?

Crossing the street is like playing a real-life game of FroggerCrossing the street is like playing a real-life game of Frogger.

8. Men holding hands, wearing skinny jeans and being overly touchy, but hey, NO HOMO.

No homoNo homo (YouTube)

9. How everyone thinks it’s okay to discuss your weight to your face.

Rude.Rude.

10. The shattafa (squirt things) in the bathroom by the toilet. Seriously. With the high pressure and the anticipation… It’s like holding a gun to your butthole.

shattafa

11. That staring is “okay.”

ArabsWithBadEyes

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2 thoughts on “11 Things Foreigners Will Never Get About the Middle East via Scoop Empire

  1. Lol you covered my pet peeves! ♥♥♥

  2. A lot of these applyto Korea and China too

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