My friend posted this list on Facebook from Scoop Empire. There are some things on here that foreigners will never get about any country (stacking a huge amount of things on a tiny car), and some things that are unique to the Middle East. Can you think of anything other things you’ll never understand? Add it in the comments below.
11 Things Foreigners Will Never Get About the Middle East
2. That a “3 pm meeting” actually means waiting from 3 til 6 for the person to show up.
Eventually, you just gotta learn to enjoy. (Via)
3. All the touchiness, greeting with kisses – how many times is it, anyways? Two or three? – and why no one ever respects personal space – it really just doesn’t exist.
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Some signs and signals are just universal. A smile breaks down language barriers faster than anything I know, and the middle finger is pretty well known around the globe. However, I think my favorite universal signal is the potty dance. You know, the move that says “I have to pee so bad I don’t know if I’ll make it through the next two minutes without some relief.” That move knows no boundaries!
In a small restaurant/cafe in Nasr City the other night the signs on the bathroom doors had me laughing out loud.
Sign on the door of the women’s restroom.
Sign on the men’s room door.
Although, there’s no match for the advertisements inside the women’s restroom:
Don’t take life sitting down.
There’s a brochure!
These ads are for an FUD (Female Urination Device) that allows women to pee standing up. The brochure had some great information, including the website: www.go-girl.com.
I have spent more than a year in Beijing, and every day I discover something new. It really is an amazing place full of rich history and tradition, magically melding with modern technology.
However, some things about Beijing I will never get used to. In fact, I’ve started a list. In no particular order here are some things that I find Bizarre in Beijing:
- Beijing Bikini – when a man rolls his shirt up over his belly to cool himself off. Especially attractive when he’s got a huge beer gut and is wearing dress pants.
A Beijing Bikini spotted in the wild.
- Bicycle Seats – Almost all bicycles in Beijing come equipped with a rear seat. It’s common to see a young woman riding sidesaddle on the back of her boyfriend’s bicycle. There are also bicycles that have seats for children. Car licenses are expensive and difficult to acquire, so many families just have a bicycle or two. Mom, Dad, or even Grandma and Grandpa, will take Junior to school by bicycle. The bicycles also come with a weather cover. Gotta keep Jr. warm in the winter, shady in the summer, and dry in the rain!
Keeping kids temperature controlled on bicycles is of the utmost importance!
- Scooter Safety – Seeing a whole family on a scooter. Dad’s in control driving, Mom’s sitting behind him, sometimes with an infant squeezed between the parents. Often there’s a toddler standing between Dad’s knees who can barely see over the handlebars. No one is wearing a helmet.
- Split Pants – Most infants don’t wear diapers in China, and to avoid accidents they wear pants that have no crotch. This allows parents to easily hold Junior over a toilet to relieve him or herself. However, it means that Junior’s crotch is on display for the rest of the world to see. I’ve seen more baby penises in China than I’d care to count. (Girls are potty trained earlier and/or wear dresses that cover a lot more.)
Split pants at their finest.
While these kids don’t have the split pants, the little boy is sporting one of the oddest haircuts I’ve ever seen.
- Public Urination/Defecation – it’s usually infants, but I’ve seen children as old as 10 pull up a dress or drop trou’ in the middle of a busy block and just let go. Sure there’s a lack of public restrooms in Beijing, but still! I’ve also heard tales of grandmothers holding infants over trash cans in shopping malls to allow their charges to relieve themselves; often when there’s a public restroom within sight!
- Traffic – It feels like taking my life in my hands just to be a pedestrian. Cars head straight for each other only to swerve at the last minute. Cars, buses, and scooters all fight for supremacy, though in Beijing it’s all about size. The bigger the vehicle (or group of pedestrians) the more likely they are to get the right-of-way.
- Parasols – I thought sun umbrellas went out in the 1800s, but they are alive and well in Beijing. Paler skin is thought to be beautiful here, so women are always carrying around a parasol. Not an umbrella, no, though they carry those too. Parasols are special, pretty, and lacy around the edges.
This woman still has her parasol up, despite being indoors in a subway station.
- Kitchen Size – Back when I was looking for an apartment I couldn’t get over just how teeny-tiny all of the apartment kitchens are. There’s no counter space! It’s almost like kitchens were added as an afterthought, converted from what used to be a bathroom. I can’t imagine cooking for more than one person at a time in any of the kitchens I’ve encountered.
- Spitting/Hacking – I’ve always hated the sound of someone hocking up a loogie, but here it’s impossible to escape. Everyone does it, from kids up to (and especially) old men. I’ve had students do hock up loogies in the trash can in my class only to have the whole class dissolve into giggles at my reaction (horrified skeeving).
- Pollution – It’s hard to see very far in the winter the smog is so thick. One prays for rain, wind, snow…anything to blow away the smog so that Beijingers can enjoy a day or two of clear skies.
The view out my apartment window at 10 AM.
Same view 3 days later.
- Personal Space – There isn’t any. I once read that Chinese people think that “Americans treat family like strangers and strangers like family.” If I keep this in mind, I can usually understand the lack of courtesy (how hard is it to hold the door for the next person?), but personal space is a little harder. On the bus and subway, particularly during rush hour, there is no personal space. People are packed in like sardines. It’s awful in the summer. I’ve gotten off the bus to find that my back is sodden with someone else’s sweat. Gross.
- Dressing Alike – Couples wear coordinating outfits all the time. Sometimes it’s cute, most of the time it’s just weird.
Matchy-matchy is all the rage for couples.
That’s all that I can think of right now, but I’m sure there’s more. If you think of something bizarre in Beijing that I’ve missed let me know in the comments!
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Every day in Beijing I see something that makes me pause. Usually it’s something someone is doing, like a macho Chinese man carrying his girlfriend’s frilly pink purse, or a seven-year-old squatting in front of a school to pee in public. But the other day it was a tree.
On my block, and most residential blocks that I’ve encountered, there are a lot of trees planted in square holes in the sidewalk. They serve multiple purposes including shade and discouraging people from driving and parking on the sidewalks. One of the planters didn’t have a tree in it, and this spring I saw several workers clearing rocks and detritus out of the hole to plant a new tree. The tree they planted is already close to eight feet tall thought it doesn’t have much in the way of branches or leaves.
I thought nothing of this, except that it was nice that Beijing seems to have a beautification department, until I was walking home one sunny afternoon and something caught my eye. Hanging from the tree was a bag of fluid with a tube running out of it that ended in a nail driven into the trunk. Yes, the tree has an I.V.
Who knew that such a thing was possible, and that it would ever be put to use in Beijing, China of all places?